Many of you have been reading about the increasing number of government agencies developing their own SWAT teams. USDA seems to be getting with the new fad.
I have it on good authority that corn earworms and soybean leaf beetles have been coordinating strategy for assaulting USDA inspectors in the field. Never fear, the USDA is fighting back. Why else would they need body armor?
Can you believe this stuff? Unreal...
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/15/Dept-of-Agriculture-Orders-Ballistic-Body-Armor
Then again, it could be those hogs at the packing plants that meat inspectors are checking. The porcine victims are apparently not going to go down without a fight. Those hardy inspectors need to be able to level the playing field.